I fail at life so much.

Hello blog, where have I been lately? I have no freaking idea! Oh my God. Lately, it's been "Niki this" "Niki that" it's getting irritating. But it's all good! Niki is happy, and that's all that matters.

Wait, why am I talking in third person?

Anyway. Barin's coming over later, so we can go out and watch Inception. I've heard that movie is absolutely amazing and I don't think I'd want to miss it for the world. So , bye for now!

PARAMOREEEEE!

I have recently fallen in love with Hayley Williams. Screw being straight.

/kidding

JSYK

I'm sorry I haven't been on for so long. RL's being a bitch. And guess what? Music theory exam tomorrow. /dies

/dies again

Shit.

Ohmygod

Serene just tried to hook me up with Canworth. OMG OMG. She was like, he's been lonely with the computer as his companion, he needs a human touch.

SERE!!

Down

I feel as if everyone hates me. Even my Facebook friends are inactive.

WALRUS LOVE!

Okay, third post for the day, I know, but I friggin love my team. I guess I've never really declared my love for the squad before, but here I am. Guys, if you see me ranting here, know that I love you to death.

So if you all out there don't know about the amazing Walrus Squad of William H. Roberts High, lemme introduce you to our awesome-possumness. ;)

Kayso, first, there's Marianez Herliokov, and I'm pretty sure you know her by now. Yes, Nez, I've been calling you a bitch in my blog all this time. But seriously, you are one. You don't even deny it. But I love you...in an enemy way all the same. You still rank second on my HAAAAATE!! List.

Liana Cicheti is vice captain (is there such a thing?) of the team. She's best friends with Jaessi McCarthy, and they make a pretty good pair. Of friends. Jeesh. Get yo mind outta teh gutter.

Jaessi McCarthy, as I said, is Liana's BFF. Besides having a hottie boyfriend to die for, she's okay. ;D

Chasity Lindberg is my next best friend on the squad, second to Barin. She's awesome, and I'll do anything to get Marion's hands off her.

Vicky Mapson is my soul sista. We haz same names Vicky wif Wicky, yo dig? XD

And last but not least, me! Mini, mino, me.

And no, Barin. I am NOT putting up that picture of me doing a backflip. Simply 'cause.
Well, also because my thighs look fat in there.

Shut it, Barin. ily <3

OH HALE NO

Eff eff eff. I'm already being utterly polite without emitting any profanities straightforward, but she is whacking the heck out of me.

MARION IS TALKING TO CHASITY.

EFF EFF EFF.

Missy, you DO NOT have the right to talk to her, nor initiate any contact whatsoever with her nor any of the people on my squad, so FRIGGIN EFF OFF.

See, I'm not cussing.